her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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