What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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