I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
my being single is dangerous.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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