You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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