dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"