Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
where are my eyebrows?
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