And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
