who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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