Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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