I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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