i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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