id be glad to
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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