is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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