Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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