do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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