Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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