my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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