... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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