I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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