piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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