talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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