I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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