"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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