I CAN MOONWALK!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
why do cheetos always look like penises
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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