Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
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i dont even know how to be here
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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