Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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