yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
