bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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