He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i out mim tonsoeep
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
