Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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