I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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