K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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