Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I enjoy the company of your penis
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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