adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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