My Higher Power is John Stamos
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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