he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I deserve this hangover.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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