Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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