I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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