He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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