I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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