Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We are two peas in an std pod
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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