Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
we're so committed to being not committed
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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