These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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