She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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