who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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