so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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