Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
whose ass print is on the piano?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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