I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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