your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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