ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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