her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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