We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
it's great music for shaving your balls
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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